Colorado Springs: Much more liberal than we let on

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More than 50 years ago I took off for Mexico with my best buddy for a summer’s worth of adventure. Light-hearted, naïve teenagers in a 1943 war surplus Jeep that lacked both a top and a windshield, we left Colorado Springs in June of ‘57 and headed south.

After three days (the Jeep’s top speed was around 40), we reached Montemorelos, a town in northern Mexico, where my pal’s eccentric grandmother lived.

Although the city had been founded 300 years before, the streets were dusty and unpaved. There were no landscaped medians, no parks, no lawns, no front porches open to the neighborhood — just high, windowless adobe walls topped with broken glass.

Within these walled compounds, upper-class Mexicans and émigrés lived in comfort and safety. Orange and lemon trees scented the air, fountains splashed gently, and the squalor of the city’s public spaces seemed very far away.

Yet the architecture of Montemorelos suggested danger, conflict, and deep divisions of wealth and class. Whether those organizing principles came from 17th century Spain, or from Mexico’s own violent history, there was a lesson to be learned.

Then, as now, ours was a city of public spaces. We had paved streets and sidewalks, expansive public parks, flowered medians and remarkable public buildings. The rich didn’t hide behind walls, gates and barbed wire, but proudly displayed their grand houses along Wood and Cascade. Our architecture spoke of equality, of opportunity, of shared responsibility and of civility.

It still does. Gated communities are the exception, not the rule — and even Holger Christenson’s “Great Wall of Cascade Avenue” wasn’t topped by broken glass.

We don’t fear strangers; we welcome them. We take pride in our public spaces, and are glad to pay our share to maintain, improve and expand them. That’s part of the core philosophy of Colorado Springs, and that’s why I believe that our parks will not long remain underfunded and unloved.

Despite its national image, this is very much an open city. We may elect conservatives, but we often behave as if we were rip-snortin’ liberals.

Real conservatives wouldn’t allow their elected officials to fritter away tax money on open space, much less force them to, though that’s exactly what we did in 1997 and 2005, when we first voted for, and then extended the TOPs tax.

Real conservatives wouldn’t put up with county commissioners who would directly contravene the expressed will of the voters, and issue tens of millions in COPs to build a courthouse — they’d recall the scoundrels! We re-elected ‘em.

Real conservatives would scoff at global warming during the drought of 2002, and use even more water on their bluegrass lawns. In response to pleas from Utilities officials, we reduced our water use by 20 percent.

So why are we so demonized nationally? Why do we get hammered for switching off streetlights, cutting the city workforce, and reducing services in response to declining city revenues? Why have we become the poster child for municipal dysfunction?

Three reasons.

If you’re a journalist, it’s fun to bash Colorado Springs. It’s an easy storyline: look at all those Bible-thumping small government anti-tax Libertarians! Look how incompetent they are! They still have streetlights in California, don’t they? Conclusion: conservatives may talk a good game, but they can’t govern.

Our pols have always suffered from foot-in-mouth disease. We elect rash folks whose public musings make great sound bites, or whose public behavior can easily be cast in an unfavorable light. While appearing on “The View “ during 1998, then-county commissioner Betty Beedy, discussing gay rights, said to host Star Jones, “It’s not like the race issue, where we can look at her and know that she’s different — she’s different than the white, normal American.” The EDC folks may be wringing their hands over Lionel Rivera’s clumsy remarks about the homeless, but so what? He’s part of a great tradition, one which includes “Dog-fightin’ Doug” Lamborn, “Screwdriver Doug” Dean, and “Kickin’ Doug” Bruce — and those are just the Dougs.

We like it. We revel in being attacked by the “lib’rul media.” Most of us are here by choice, not by accident of birth. Like immigrants the world over, we fiercely embrace our new home. So we push back, and generate even more bad press. If we were BP, we’d be telling Louisianans to shut up and be grateful for all of the free petroleum.

So what will we do about our parks and streetlights? We’ll do whatever we need to do, even if that means creating a new parks authority, and funding it with a new tax.

And when we do, don’t expect to read about it in the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times, or even in the Washington Post, not that we care.

John Hazlehurst can be reached at or 719-227-5861.

4 Responses to Colorado Springs: Much more liberal than we let on

  1. I like your upbeat outlook, John!
    Maybe we’ll get the grass cut on the center parkings yet . . . glory be!
    -Jim Speer

    Jim Speer
    May 29, 2010 at 10:54 am

  2. Good god John, you sound like the poor guy in Mel Brooks History of the World Part I who was getting carried to the death wagon during the plague by the mortician saying “I feel like dancing!” After all of these years of you bashing the politics of Colorado Springs, you’ve found circumstances so bad that even you have to emit a little optimism (almost anyway) to try to keep the Springs national reputation from being totally and justifiably trashed…

    Maybe there’s a reason our pols terminally suffer from foot-in-mouth disease. They know (and so do you) that the sound bites that they spew are merely a reflection of the platitudes of their voting constituencies. They’re obliged to get their word out to the press as simply as they can, hoping that their followers will in turn spew it mostly intact as opinion leaders to their voting friends.

    In case you hadn’t noticed, Colorado Springs continues to scoff at global warming (“Don’t call it that! It’s climate change!) as the rest of Colorado embraces green business as a thriving economic engine. And a new parks authority? A new tax? Aint gonna happen. Too many complacent, sated voters sucking on the federal pension mammary gland heading to the mountains to go hunting to worry about parks here at home. The fierce embrase that you talk about is so tight that it’s suffocating Colorado Springs.

    Please look at your attempts at optimism (delusional sarcasm?) with a dose of reality. What does it say about our public spaces when we have to celebrate architecture because it doesn’t have glass shards on top? A wall is still a wall. Why does it bear mention particularly if you think Colorado Springs is so open?

    And a strong mayor to save the day? Just like your friend’s gramma, he’ll be wealthy and unpaid, and his name is surely going to be Doug…

    May 30, 2010 at 8:14 am

  3. That’s right, CA still has its streetlights turned on. Spend it, then tax to pay it. A city can’t govern itself when it falteringly tries to unburden itself from unwise (though common) financial decisions during an era of largess. Move to CA if they govern so well…strange that so many Californians are rather moving to CO, which sadly is why it is slowly becoming the liberal state you so desparately crave. Give it another 10 years or so John, and you’ll be forced to move to Utah or some other last bastion of conservative resolve so you can try to convert the ignoranti.

    May 31, 2010 at 11:45 am

  4. “If you’re a journalist, it’s fun to bash Colorado Springs.”

    Journalist = Liberal

    If you’re a liberal, it’s fun to bash Colorado Springs. Makes sense. It’s fun to bash California, New York, and any other major metropolitan area on the coast. We just don’t have journalists to do our bashing on such public display. Why do I respond to these articles? :)

    May 31, 2010 at 11:49 am