-Humane Society
-Salvation Army
-Resource Exchange
-Home Front Cares
-CASA
-Pikes Peak Community College

You can vote for these or make a new suggestion (just keep in mind that we won’t get very far if everyone picks a different charity). Get your votes and comments going and at 5:00 today I’ll tally up the votes and the one with the most wins.

Only one vote per person (and you must be a member of the corporate golf league for your vote to count).

We have $3,020 that was collected from you guys and Lon will try to get the Downtown Rotary to match this giving us $6,040 to donate.

Grand prizes will be awarded to the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place for the top A, B, C and D players. There will also be gift certificates for the winning foursome and drawings for other prizes (if you are a winner of the 1st, 2nd or 3rd place prizes you will not be eligible for the drawings).

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.

~ Sam Snead

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.

~ George Brett

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that..

~ Jim Murray

The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.

~ Mickey Mantle

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.

~ Kevin Costner

After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye..

~ Chi Chi Rodriguez

The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.

~ Brian Weis

Swing hard in case you hit it.

~ Dan Marino

My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.

~ Lord Robertson

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

~ Jack Benny

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

~ Ben Hogan

Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you’re the best.

~ Jack Nicklaus

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf. It’s almost a law.

~ H G Wells

I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.

~ Billy Graham

If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

~ Bob Hope

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.

~ Henry Youngman

If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.

~ Jack Lemmon

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

~ Lee Trevino

I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

~ Lee Trevino

Note to Bruce: Dont let Joe and Chad drive next week!

Suzanne looks like she's really enjoying the league. Hopefully Stanton doesn't drive like Joe!

This is what happens when you show up late ... John and Ed forge on and pretend that their team actually showed up.