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Declining tax revenues may end life on earth

Thursday, July 9, 2009


At His morning press conference, Jehovah, the Lord and Creator of the Universe, announced that He would be forced to exercise His divine will in order to deal with the effects of the recession. “Early next month,” the Lord said, “I have decided to extinguish approximately 6 trillion stars, as well as more than 4,000 […]

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